Bristol to introduce immigration controls with Weston-Super-Mare

Concerns that refugees from Weston-Super-Mare are flooding into Bristol have lead to calls to restrict immigration from the opular seaside resort.

A spokesman for Bristol City Council confirmed that the number of Westonians living and working in Bristol is likely to be limited soon under a new quota system.

"It's vitally important that Bristol has some mindless jobs in telesales or customer hospitality available for its own citizens" he said. "What did you think this Resident's Parking Zone thing was all about, exactly?"

Some residents however have sprung to the defence of the incomers, pointing out the contribution to the economy from additional sales of KFC and One Direction CDs.

A representative of the Weston-Super-Mare community said "What are you talking about? I told you, I live in Worle."