Majority of Bristolians want to have Council burned at the stake

EXCLUSIVE evidence obtained by the Groan indicates that the the majority of Bristolians want to see their Council banished to eternal hellfire.

A poll conducted on the front page of this website showed that an astonishing 71% of respondents were in favour of burning the witch.

With over 58 people participating, the poll could well be considered a definitive statement of what true Bristolians want.

Many will now be asking whether it's time the Council saw sense and recanted their wicked ways, or else face the wrath of the pitchfork-wielding mob.

Photo: Bristol Radical History